The Unfortunate

I can't get started - Ella Fitzgerald

Blogging is a hassle, ain't it? i average a HUH-WTF 2 hours per entry.. that's inclusive of scouting forpics, editing the pics, posting n stuff.. ok i'm not exactly the most focus-ed person around.. so my point is.. ok i dun really have one..

argh!! a giant butterfly just brushed against my leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's like a freaking safari here in my hse.. oooga chaka..

neway, i've got an unfortunate for . Like i always suay suay see things i dun wanna see.. then such disturbing images will end up getting emblazoned in my little .

like,
1. Saw this woman verbally abusing her maid the other day at the bus stop. Super Evil la!!! This auntie was like raining aural onto poor little wati like a freaking GPMG, while glaring at her with evil evil auntie eyes. She's bullying her la!! Poor wati , who seriously looks underaged, was on the verge of tears.. n she's got nowhere to run.. no where to hide.. she probably cries herself to sleep everynight.. Harloe!! if that were to be your own daughter, working overseas, in the same plight as our wati here.. how the f would u feel? Though i'd cranked up the volume of my , i was so close to walking over n zham her with my goretex boots.. but i sorta did an AOS and figured

(a) this probably won't help wati much

(b) i was in uniform

(c) My bootprint may bet permanently imprinted on her calorifically-enhanced globby glutes, which appeared to be the centre-of-gravity for all her auntie fats in her auntie body.

(d) she may call-to-arms her murderous horde of auntie kakis, against which i have nary a chance of survival..

After an eternity, Biaaaarchy auntie here stomped off auntily, carrying her disgusting auntie bag.. while poor wati waddled behind her helplessly, both hands full of NTUC plastic bags filled with groceries.. WATI!!!!

2. Peroxided-tattooed teenage bags of and their PDAs. This is super turn off can.. the guys are like all acting macho n all.. while the girls r horribly-mascara-ed skankbags.. Both can't speak half a sentence of proper english or proper mandaring or even proper hokkien. so from their paikia mouths, they spit an amalgamate of the 3 which is like verbal that cuts the ear. I can't get started with their public displays of affection. i think i've found an explanation for my sharingan..

3. Spitters.. Sumhow my body can sense when sumone in the neighbourhood is about to spit , and it has a worrying tendency to gravitate itself twards him such that i never fail to get a front-row-seats kinda view. Is that considered masochism? gee.. Like every single time, u see this uncle making guttaral sounds as he summons from the deep annals of his bowels (or lungs, wadeva) a vile ball of venomous sputum and projects it uglily onto pavement. where he assumes his latest excretion will veil itself in invisibility. Argh.......
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