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Anybody has the slightest inkling what this can be?



This my frens, is SAF Day 2005

As i fell in with the officer & warrant officer contingent tt morning of 1st July.. I looked across the parade square and that was exactly what i saw..

- Me n a few other green berets in a sea of khaki berets.. with a few other miscellaneous carelafair.. and also an evil serpent in the form of a malevolent Warrant Officer out to jiak (eat) YSLs...

Next recent event's Army Commanders' Forum 2005
I was arrow-ed to be one of the ushers.. but it was quite fun actually.. Cos the event(held at Singapore Indoor Stadium) was so happening!! Was stationed at the Premium Entrance.. where the senior commanders entered fr..



So there we were, the ushers, huddled under the lil shade under the relentless sun.. All eyes on the cars entering Carpark E.. With each new car turning in, an usher dispatches himself with shinobi stealth,trailing his quarry to his parking spot.. As the COL/LTC settles his parking, our usher hides in the shadows, finger running thru the sharp edge of the object in his hands ,held out of sight from his unsuspecting target. Perspiration runs down his cheek and his heart palpitates - his breaths become shorter..
As the prey puts his coupons, gathers his stuff, n reaches for the handle, the usher braces himself for the assault.. The second his sole hits the tarmac, our champion pounces!!!!

"GoodAfternoonSirIAm2LTWhoeverI'llBeYourUsherFor
TodaySirMayIHaveYourTicketPleaseIWillShowYouTo
YourSeat.SirTheProgramOfTheDayWouldBe... ..."

Getting over the initial shock of the sudden materialisation of this dastardy YSL, the COL/LTC proceeds to be panic.. (It's true.. The senior commander i ushered, was overcome by pangs of panic after i asked for his ticket. he was like, Oh SHit.. Oh Shit.. i don't have one.. Oh Shit.. as he quickly feels all 10 pockets of his smart 4. Classic expression.. LOL) Instant relief the moment we flash the spanking ticket we hold in our hands..

Kinda had fun..

Here's a joke by the Chief of Army:

"There was this guy who loved his wife, Wendy v much.
So one day he decided to tattoo her name W-E-N-D-Y onto his wiener..
The full name could only be seen whenever he felt a lil amorous..
On other lesser occasions, only W-Y could be seen.
So there was once he was at this urinal, when he absently glanced over to this other guy pee-ing next to him
And he saw tt this other guy also had W-Y on his wiener!!
Intrigued & suddenly suspicious of his wife, he enquired what W-Y was
the guy then said, Oh it stands for:
Welcome-To-3G-Army-Thank-You-Have-A-Nice-Day"

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