The public pool...

Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz

i was at this public pool near my place doin my stuff when a qn came into my head
Anyone ever wonder how filthy this thing is??

This is a chaise lounge - a fren to all vain tanners. We take to it like aunties to freebies, blind in our vision to get that bronze sex god colour that it never occurred just how vile this thing could be.. i was thinking abt all the shit that cud be on it while i lay on it..
here it is:
1) No doubt the first filth would be sweat. Cmon.. under the heat of the hot sun.. other than the darkening of our melanins, a by product would be sweat ( in other words urea)
2) The tainted remnants of
3) The damn thing's been exposed to rain n snow n all kinda shit..
4) Birds sit on the chair... n where they sit, they shit.. plus all those germs from their feathers?
Can you imagine, u go to the pool to tan, scoop up a good spot, just vacated by a serious tanner who's been on it for 2 hrs.. The chair's like virginally white n u get deceived when it's already been raped with an amalgamate of the aforementioned fluids.. this is getting sick... i think i won't ever tan again.. then again maybe not..

Anyway, i went over to the other pool to swim n when i jumped in, i felt this bubble at my butt n i had my 2nd revelation of the day.. Ever heard of the spandex memory? Itz like, ur trunks shud rest a day or so btw swims to prolong their elastic lifespan.. or else it'll be like - swimmin in diapers.. Not that ur trunks shud be NewUrbanMale kinda tight though.. Anyway.. my trunks have stretched la... again... dang

Btw my 567th & 568th lap, this jumped into the lane next to mine.. i'm not being mean but it really was a . Not a big deal rite? yeah.. nt at the moment.. so i continued with my 712th.. i mean 568th lap and in the middle of the pool, i suddenly felt the waters churning.. the waves were getting stronger and were lashing out with greater ferocity.. i looked to my left, holding my breath so as not to let the water in.. was freestyling!.. I tried to go on with my swimming.. i tried.. but it just seemed impossible .. there was once i realised that i have actually drifted onto the another lane! Such currents summoned.. On my final lap,just as i was goin to embark, all of a sudden, another came into the pool to the other free lane next to me! So much pressure.. so much stress.. i immediately fled...